Saturday, January 29, 2011

Diddy Sued For a Trillion Dollars

 In one of the most bizarre stories that has surfaced in recent memory a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson is suing Sean "P. Diddy" Combs for some of the outlandish reasons known to man. Some of them include; Diddy being responsible for 9/11, lacking to pay child support worth $900 billion dollars, and my personal favorite Diddy stealing a Casino chip from her worth "well over 100 zillions of dollars." Peep the story below:

Hip Hop mogul P Diddy has been sued for a trillion USD by a New York woman who has accused him of date rape and 9/11. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings, reported a website.

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

In the court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson who is 23 years old. She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001, claiming, "Diddy went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby (sic)."Valerie then goes on to say in her statement, which is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors,

"He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down (sic)." "Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys (sic),"

Turk claimed in the court documents. Valerie is requesting USD 900 billion dollars in child support, and USD 100 billion dollars for "loss of income". The judge refused to issue a temporary restraining order, and set a date for a hearing for January 31.

This chick is clearly on her Fonzworth Bentley swag:

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